Hillbilly

Whelp...Ya take the youngin' out fer a stroll and folks go pickin' ya up. M'name's Hillbilly and I'm here with my sprout, Bumpkin. I was just doin' what an ol' man's s'posed ta. Showin' the little guy how ta explore and meet new folks when we got brought to this place. It's a bit snazzier than I'm used ta. Gittin' food, toys, and a bed to sleep on every night. I keep tellin' Bumpkin we'll be gittin' along to our new homes soon, bein' the nice, handsome fellers we are. He jus' don't quite know what that means. Hopin' one of ya nice folks can teach him! I taught him all I could, but I'm ready to rest my weary bones somewhere calm and laid back like me. Anyhow, come on by and sit a spell. Promise ya won't find better company.