Eric

Hey there, I'm Eric, the Al Capone of this joint. Before you get any ideas, let me lay it out straight - I'm a total jerk to anyone I don't know. But don't take it personally; it's just business. Once I decide you're part of my inner circle, though, I transform into a total love bug. I'll be asking for belly rubs and dishing out kisses like a boss. I run this place with an iron paw, keeping things in line. New faces? Fuggedaboutit. You'll need a few meetings and some serious patience to crack my tough exterior. But once you're in, you're in for life. My loyalty knows no bounds, and I'll protect my family like I'm guarding the biggest stash in Chicago. Got a problem? I'm the guy to fix it. Need some cuddles? I'm your fella. But don't think you can waltz into my territory without earning it. Think of it as my version of a background check - Capone-style. Ready to join my gang and become part of my chosen family? You bring the treats, and I'll bring the charm. Together, we'll rule this town. Ready to take the chance with me? You won't regret it... or else.