Eeyore

Hi. You'll notice my lack of exclamation marks here, because I'm not named Eeyore for nothing. I'm a worrier. A cute, cuddly, soft-as-a-bunny worrier. But worrying is my hobby and I have to be me. My best friend Sally keeps trying to get me to see the water dish half-full, but honestly, it's clearly half empty and we're probably all moments away from perishing from dehydration. You've been warned. Anyway, Sally and I sure would like to have our own home where we can monitor the household and keep you appraised of all the dangers and disasters lurking around every corner. Let's be real: You need us. Have a great--ok, "not too terrible" is more realistic--day.