Butler, Rhett Butler

You've had your share of tabbies and calicos, but are you prepared to be swept off your feet by a dashing, one-of-a-kind gentlecat? Allow me to introduce myself - I am Rhett Butler, a strapping tuxedo tomcat with more charisma in my whiskers than some cats have in their whole bodies. From the moment I bound into a room, all eyes are immediately drawn to my striking black and white regalia. But don't let my striking looks fool you into thinking I'm a stuffy aristocat. While regal on the outside, my soul is pure bravado and plucky charm. You see, I'm what you might call a "mama's boy" in the most dashing sense. Lovingly hand-raised by my amazing human family, I've retained an endearing kittenish spirit and deep devotion to my people. Sure, I'm a robust, full-grown lad these days, but I've never outgrown my ardent need to snuggle and canoodle with my favorite humans. Don't believe me? Just try to enjoy a meal without me dramatically draping my long body across your lap, gazing up at you with entrancing eyes as if to say "You'll never want to eat another bite without me again!" Food is grand and all, but passionate cuddles are what truly sustain this big-hearted boy. Speaking of meals, as a distinguished gentleman I do enjoy my vittles. Keeping up this Greek God physique requires plenty of high-quality nutrition. But have no fears, I'm no hulking brute - I'll always pause before digging in to bestow dainty headbutts and cheek rubs of affection upon my favorite dishes. While I may be a devoted companion, make no mistake - I'm nobody's subordinate. We'll be partners in all things, your dashing life-mate with movie star looks and the charisma to match. I'm prepared to sweep you off your feet with romantic overtures like presenting you with toys at your feet and violently loving on any clothes unwisely left on the floor. I do enjoy the company of my own kind as well, but I'm equally content to be an only child, showered in undivided affection. My sunny disposition and cuddle-motivated personality make me a perfect addition to any warm lap or vacant cat tree in need of a devilishly handsome occupant. So if you're in need of an impossibly suave, humor-infused companion with a whole lot of heart and personal pan thornery to spare, say no more! I'm Rhett Butler, your dream boat cat waiting to whisk you away on the kind of adventures that dreams are made of. Adopt me and prepare for oodles of laughs, endless snuggles, and a lifetime membership in my revered circle of undying devotion.