Blanche

Meet Blanche & Sophia! This pair of 8-year-olds are the sassiest, furriest pair this side of the litter box! Blanche is a seasoned diva with a penchant for sunbeams and dramatic entrances. She’ll sashay into your life like she’s on a runway, demanding treats and head scratches. Her hobbies include knocking things off shelves, judging your life choices, and napping in the most inconvenient spots (your laptop keyboard, naturally). Sophia is the wise-cracking matriarch of the duo. She’s got more stories than a catnip dealer at a feline speakeasy. Sophia’s favorite pastimes include reminiscing about her wild kitten days, plotting world domination (one cardboard box at a time), and giving side-eye to anyone who dares interrupt her nap schedule. Together, they’re a dynamic duo that’ll keep you laughing, scratching your head, and questioning your life decisions. But hey, who needs sanity when you’ve got two cats who’ve seen it all? Features: Blanche: Comes with her own feather boa and a subscription to “Cat Fancy” magazine. Sophia: Has a secret stash of catnip in the linen closet. Don’t ask how she got it past customs. Requirements: A sunny windowsill for Blanche’s daily sunbathing sessions. A lap (preferably human) for Sophia’s storytelling marathons. Price: A mere two cans of tuna and a promise to laugh at their cat jokes. Are you ready for the purr-fect addition to your home? Look no further than Blanche and Sophia but act fast! These ladies won’t be available forever. Contact [email protected] and let Blanche and Sophia add a touch of feline fabulousness to your life. ??